looking your best

 

OK, guys, just because looks don't matter doesn't mean you shouldn't make an effort. Being a slob sends out many bad signals, so clean yourself up a bit. Don't go the full metrosexual as I find them very questionable but at least make sure you're washed and are wearing clean clothes and shoes (women notice shoes and fingernails which is why they're obsessed with buying shoes and painting their nails) also make some effort to diet and exercise, you don't have to be a giant steroid freak but a little effort to get in a bit better shape helps you feel better about yourself (remember mind-set about loving yourself) and makes you a more sexually viable option to women. You don't have to be a Greek god to be healthy, you can be underweight and healthy (see swimmers) or overweight and healthy (see rugby players) as long as you don't look like you'd drop dead of exhaustion tying your shoes. So before getting dressed brush your teeth, have a bath or shower remembering to scrub your nails then tidy up your facial hair and add a bit of aftershave (not pheromones they're bullshit) but don't over do it, a little goes a long way and smelling like you had a bath in the stuff is way worse than not wearing any at all.

Now on to what to wear. This is not my strong point I admit as I tend to dress a bit funny or as some might call it peacocked but unlike what some others will tell you this is NOT necessary! In fact, remember, we are being honest. I wear silly hats because I like them, and it lets people know I'm a little eccentric. If you're a more normal person than me then dress normal, your clothes should represent who you are and who you want. I happen to like girls with pink hair and tattoos, but if you want a nice girl you can take home to mum, don't wear silly hats. So here are the 3 options on sorting out your wardrobe. 1 wear what you like and what makes you feel good, this is honest and helps your confidence. 2 look at the types of girls interested in and see what the fellas they're with are wearing, Goths tend to hang out with Goths and suits tend to hang out with suits. 3 get some female friends to take you shopping, no one can tell you if an item you're wearing makes you look good to females your age better than, well, females your age. Then make sure your clothes are clean and pressed, unless you're looking for a grunge chick (see #2 above) and remember to pick an outfit closest to where you are going (you're not going to wear your rave shirt to the office or your suit to the rave) and although I said don't peacock unless you are a weirdo like me, but there's nothing wrong with a talking point for women to comment on like a nice watch or necklace.

Now you look great, some woman likes what she sees, you take her home and your place looks like a bomb site. She turns around and leaves. Remember the boy scout motto, be prepared. Before leaving the house, always be ready for success. Do you have a pen, notebook and telephone for giving numbers or making plans to hook up at a later date? Do you have breath spray and condoms in case you end up back at her place? Did you tidy up your house, change the sheets on your bed, sort out some chick friendly DVDs or a seductive playlist on your iTunes and put a nice bottle of white wine in the fridge along with some fresh bacon and eggs in case you bring her home? The only thing worse than going out to meet women and having no luck is going out to meet women, meeting one, bringing her back to your shithole and her turning to you and saying I've just remembered I've got to get up early tomorrow, goodnight. Then never hearing from her again. So to recap, look nice, smell nice and be prepared. Now we have covered all the non-verbal stuff, next time I guess we should begin to talk about talking. Till then guys be cool and stay sexy.

Dangerous.